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A programmer who breaks the usual expectations of quiet nerdiness and opts instead for the usual trappings of a frat-boy: popped collars, bad beer, and calling everybody "bro". Despised by everyone, especially other programmers.
Oh my god, John is talking about football and chicks again. That guy is such a brogrammer.
- Teammates dread coming to work.
- Team outings become an insufferable chore.
- Teammates can no longer laugh at themselves.
- Teammates fear hazing.
- Teammates are afraid to speak up.
- Teammates are afraid to fail.
- Teammates are afraid to try something new.
- Teammates are not forthcoming. As such, disingenuous Iteration Retrospectives stifle self-correction.
- Teammates are fearful of committing code without first performing checks and crosschecks.
- Teammates are fearful of the potential humiliation of breaking the build.
- Teammates are loath to ask questions for fear of retribution.
- Teammates dread pair programming.
- Teammates dread the humiliation of code reviews.
- Teammates avoid questioning or debating a technical approach.
- People-Haters use metrics like code coverage to flog rather than learn.
- Build Monkeys - a stuffed animal, or mascot of humiliation, gleefully bestowed upon programmers who break the build (or otherwise defy bro-thoritarian rule).
- Nerf Guns - toy weaponry gleefully deployed to pelt & punish programmers who inadvertently imperil something as inconsequential as test code coverage.
Nerf wars seemed innocuous when perpetrated by the socially inept smart people we'd all grown comfortable working with on our software teams. But now that the brogrammer boys have entered the fray, the once innocuous joviality has morphed into mean-spirited team oppression.
"Let's put the pro back in programmer...no more ninjas and definitely no more brogrammers."I value the people I work with much more than the technology, or the software product we're building. I refuse to engage in this behavior and plan to defy Brothoritarian Rule.
~ Daniel Hamlin, 7:33 PM - 25 May 12 Twitter for Mac
Fear, hatred, and suspicion narrow your mind – compassion opens it.Additional Reading
~ Dalai Lama, 4:27 AM - 30 Apr 12 via Twitter
- "Gangbang Interviews" and "Bikini Shots": Silicon Valley’s Brogrammer Problem, by Tasneem Raja, Mother Jones, April 26, 2012.
- In tech, some bemoan the rise of 'brogrammer' culture. by Doug Gross, CNN, May 7, 2012.
- In war for talent, 'brogrammers' will be losers, by Gina Trapani, Special to CNN, May 10, 2012.